Time to Be a Party Boy

Ever have those days where you just feel like partyin'? Well here's how the step:

1. The best place to be a party boy is in school, college, the office, etc. For school you'll want to do it on the last day so you won't get in a lot of (if any) trouble

2. First, choose your location. Assuming it's the last day of school, you will find many groups of people sitting in assemblies, getting their yearbooks signed, and so on and so forth.

3. Burn Party Boy on your iPod or better, a CD. You can get speakers for your iPod, but those are often difficult to carry, and you're better with a CD and radio, as they are also louder.

4. If you have the music ready to go, and you're in a good crowd, get ready to party boy! Try getting every body's attention by yelling or blowing a whistle.

5. If you're really serious, you can pull off your pants and wear a G-String, but normal clothes and dancing is just fine for the students.

6. Don't be shy. It's not funny when you're dancing on a vending machine or just hopping around. When you see a shy and awkward little girl, go up and harass her! When you see your best friend, freak him out! Best though, is when you see your crush, and go harass her -you get the point.

7. In school the main thing to do is to get everybody. Even if you're the stupid little freshman, you have to get the ripped gym teacher and tallest senior in sight.

Remember this

* Don't be shy!!! Look and act excited, like you want to party!

* Don't dance on the same people for five minutes, or it gets boring.

* Party Boy EVERYBODY-not just your best friends.

* Don't get into too much trouble, but don't stop when a teacher freaks out at you.

* Don't hurt anybody accidentally

* Don't get in too much trouble

How to Be a Party Girl #2

16. Tip well. Nothing spreads a bad reputation like being a cheap party girl. Make sure if someone is buying for you that they also tip well. Bad tipping can make you guilty by association. If you're with a bad tipper, throw them some extra.

17. Consider the alternatives. Instead of alcohol, drink up those energy drinks!! Red Bull, Full Throttle, Monster etc are a perfect substitute for alcohol.

* Actually they are better because they give you energy, don't cause hangovers, and you're still going to be aware of what you are doing.

* You get to laugh at all the drunk people making fools of themselves.

18. Make sure you say goodbye to everyone and get numbers from new party contacts before you head home

19. Review the night's events with your friends and make sure you remember names and events for future reference.

Remember this tips

* Don't make people think you are easy because it is dis tasteful

* If you think someone is trouble, simply stay away from them.

* Don't be shy! Make sure to introduce yourself to everyone new.

* Don't throw yourselves at boys because they think it's sexy. Your only acting like a slut and making girls think your a slut, etc.

* Always act like a lady. You can party like the queen and still have an excellent status the next weekend.

* Attitude is everything. Be you, but more mysterious and catchy.

For you attention :

* Don't drink if your under 21, you can still have a GREAT time without alcohol.

* Since I already told you not to drink, they you shouldn't need the lesson about drinking and driving.

* Never drink and drive! Very bad things could happen. If you have no ride home and others have been drinking make sure you don't get in the car with a drunk or drive. Call a cab or stay with a friend.

* If your over 21 and drinking, cover your drink at all times! You don't want people to slip something in your drink! If you're a familiar in the club scene the staff will watch out for you but you must still be cautious.

* DO NOT drink alcohol if you are under 21. This is illegal in the US (under 18 in the UK in a public place, 16 in private) and very dangerous for your health.

How to Be a Party Girl #1

Promiscuous women all want to be attention-whoring party girls. It not only takes networking but also good looks to generate the party girl image. Keep reading on tips on how to improve your party girl status.

Try this steps

1. "Love" everybody, don't actually care about anybody! Make many fake friends everywhere you go!!! Exchange numbers and business cards.

2. Associate with those in the VIP or who seem well connected.

3. Find out who the owners and managers of the bar or nightclub are, get introduced by mutual friends. Buy them shots (good ones and not sorority shots). Also do the same for the bartenders.

4. Appear available without actually being available. You don't want to lose your status by socializing with the wrong men.

5. Pose for pictures being taken by your or your friends cameras but avoid photographic evidence taken by others, especially the bar's PR person. Play hard to get and insist on approval of any picture taken.

6. Do your hair and make up tastefully. Don't look too fake or slutty unless the occasion calls for it and you already have your party girl status. Having it gives you latitude on sick days and holidays.

7. Change your hair styles. It's OK to spend time on your hair but the real party girls look ready for the party without looking like they've tried too hard.

8. Don't dress in a tasteless way. Really. You reputation could go from "cool party girl" to "easy girl". Even though ALL party girls want the life, no one wants the reputation of a whore. Jeans are almost always the best pick. A great heel is essential. Don't forget to accessorize. Skirts aren't really good for dancing.

9. Dance if you can do it well. Avoid dancing with random men or anyone who can damage your status. You're better off not dancing and partying at the bar than dancing with shady characters.

10. Find yourself a few friends to go with and a designated driver if you are planning on drinking.

11. Find a party, make sure you're welcome and maybe call around to see if you have some friends there.

12. Arrive fashionably late.

13. Always dress in line but not identical to your friends. If it's a more casual go-out night you should all be on the same page. You don't want anyone in a cocktail dress with everyone else in jeans.

14. Find the bar. A true party girl already has carnal knowledge of the bartenders and they should have your first drink ready before you even ask.

15. Know how to hold your booze. No one likes a sloppy drunk. (Be careful, pace yourself, know your limits, you can be tipsy or slightly drunk and still have lots of fun. Do not risk getting alcohol poisoning, which is very easy to do! Also you can be a great party girl without any alcohol.)

* Bartenders, bar and club staff can usually drink most people under the table. Use caution when they're buying. It can get ugly fast as they mix liquors that some may not be able to tolerate.

* Learn to dump shots or drink half shots.